Disney Villain Snap Challenge: 10s Blitz (1)

[A] Hades | Fast-talking underworld CEO. Blue flame hair that flares with mood, contract law sharper than any sword. Even Hercules needs a loophole when PR goes volcanic.

[C] The Sheriff of Nottingham | Taxation without representation and with extra cuffs. He raids charity boxes, harasses friars, and misreads room temperature in every village. Robin’s arrows file the appeals.

[B] Sid Phillips | Toy-modder with a rocket fetish. He unknowingly invents body horror for action figures, learns one paranormal lesson, and never kicks a toy again. Therapy by jump scare.

[D] Queen Grimhilde | A mirror tells harsh truths; she orders harsher outcomes. Disguises, apples, and alchemy. The stepmother archetype went platinum the day the cauldron started boiling.

[A] Mother Gothel | Anti-aging regimen: kidnapped princess, tower lease, mandatory lullabies. Haircare is security clearance. Gaslighting so polished she practically invoices for emotional rent every sunrise.

[C] Yzma or Kronk | One orders a llama potion; the other brings spinach puffs. Wrong lever jokes aside, palace coups run on mislabeled vials and surprisingly rhythmic theme music.

[D] Shere Khan the Tiger or Kaa the Python | Tiger fears fire, python trusts hypnosis. Jungle politics are simple: avoid red flowers, and never say 'trust in me' when you obviously mean 'nap time forever.'

[A] Scar | Uncle of the year meets geology club: long live the king—down there. He weaponizes sarcasm, hyenas, and a scorched-earth leadership style that breaks the food chain.

[C] Ursula | A sea-witch entrepreneur drafting ironclad contracts. Inspired by Divine’s glamour, she turns shell jewelry into leverage and voice lessons into collateral. Fine print sinks faster than ships.

[B] Captain Hook | A clock-eating crocodile schedules his anxiety. Hook prefers theatrical swordplay, cowardly retreats, and impeccable hats. Pirates fear time when it ticks louder than mutiny.

[D] Maleficent | Her RSVP policy is legendary: no invite, eternal nap. Staff, raven, green fire, then a dragon upgrade. Royal christenings need better security than cupcakes and harps.

[A] Clayton or Sabor | Either a poacher with a rifle or a leopard with receipts. Jungle lessons: vines bite back, and hubris falls faster than a cut rope in the rain.

[B] Dr. Facilier | New Orleans hustler with friends on the other side. Tarot, shadows, and catchy promises. Balance sheets get ugly when spirits demand balloon payments at midnight.

[D] Prince Hans | He sells a duet, then invoices a kingdom. Charm is his export, treason his business plan. Never marry a man who manages you like a merger.