Simpsons A-Z: Can You Do It?

[A] Apu Nahasapeemapetilon | Apu practically lives at the Kwik-E-Mart, hustling Squishees, expired hot dogs, and cosmic guilt.

[C] Blinky | Blinky's three glowing eyes are Springfield's cutest argument against unchecked nuclear power plant dumping.

[B] Cletus Spuckler | Cletus is the slack-jawed yokel with more kids than teeth and endless roadside wisdom.

[D] Duff Beer | Duff Beer fuels half of Homer's bad decisions and most of the company softball league.

[B] Evergreen Terrace | 742 Evergreen Terrace is sitcom ground zero, where donuts, disasters, and D'ohs happen nightly.

[A] Flaming Homer (a.k.a. Flaming Moe) | Flaming Homer became Flaming Moe once Moe stole the recipe and the profits, classic Springfield betrayal.

[D] Gil Gunderson | Gil is the eternal salesman loser, always one desperate pitch away from total emotional collapse.

[C] Hans Moleman | Hans Moleman exists solely to be crushed, drilled, or exploded, then politely apologize about it.

[B] Itchy | Itchy's entire career is inventing new ways to obliterate Scratchy with cartoonishly excessive violence.

[A] Julius Hibbert | Dr. Hibbert fixes everyone's injuries while laughing creepily, even when the diagnosis is absolutely horrifying.

[D] Kent Brockman | Kent Brockman delivers the news like every story is either personal outrage or corporate-sponsored panic.

[C] Lionel Hutz | Lionel Hutz is the lawyer you hire when you want a free pen, not justice.

[B] Moe Szyslak | Moe pours the beers, insults the customers, and secretly hoards love letters he'll never dare send.

[A] Ned Flanders | Ned Flanders thanks the Lord for everything, even Homer borrowing tools he never, ever returns.

[D] Ogdenville | Ogdenville, along with North Haverbrook, helped prove monorails are a terrible idea everywhere.

[C] Patty Bouvier | Patty lights another cigarette, judges Homer's every breath, and secretly softens whenever Lisa visits.

[B] Quimby | Quimby is the corrupt mayor whose campaign promises vanish faster than trays of complimentary shrimp.

[A] Radioactive Man | Radioactive Man is Bart's caped obsession, starring in comics, films, and very dangerous on-set explosions.

[D] Squishee | A Squishee is mostly syrup, brain freeze, and the occasional hallucinogenic ingredient management ignores.

[C] Troy McClure | Troy McClure introduces himself like a commercial break, listing movies no one actually remembers.

[B] Üter Zörker | Üter is permanently sticky with candy, always lost on field trips, and weirdly chill about danger.

[A] Van Houten | Van Houten belongs to Milhouse, professional sad kid with weaponized blue hair and fragile confidence.

[D] Wendell Borton | Wendell looks seasick standing still, making the school bus feel like a doomed cruise ship.

[C] Xena | Xena shows up as Lucy Lawless, floating instead of flying because it's easier to animate.

[B] Ye Olde Off-Ramp | Ye Olde Off-Ramp is the motel where Springfield's road trips go from cheap to unsettling.

[A] Ziff | Ziff is Artie's surname, attached to a smug tech millionaire Marge absolutely dodged marrying.