What's Their Last Name? Simpsons Edition (2)

[B] Quimby | Springfield's corrupt mayor parodies the Kennedy family—complete with Massachusetts accent and questionable ethics.

[D] McClure | Phil Hartman voiced this washed-up actor you may remember from films like "P Is for Psycho."

[A] Skinner | The principal's occupational surname—meaning "one who skins animals"—suits his constant disciplinary skinning of students.

[C] Van Houten | Bart's best friend shares his Dutch surname with President Van Buren—but definitely not his political success.

[C] Smithers | Burns' devoted assistant was originally animated Black in his debut—later changed, but his devotion never wavered.

[C] Prince | The class nerd's royal surname mocks his self-appointed status as Springfield Elementary's intellectual aristocracy.

[A] Nahasapeemapetilon | The 18-letter surname became a pronunciation challenge that even Homer needed a musical jingle to remember.

[C] Mann | The headbanging bus driver's German surname means "man"—simple for someone whose brain is mostly heavy metal.

[A] Moleman | Despite looking 100, Hans is only 31—decades of misfortune aged Springfield's unluckiest resident dramatically.

[D] Van Horne | Krusty's slide-whistle sidekick replaced Bob, bringing bone-in-hair sophistication and surprisingly eloquent vocabulary to children's TV.

[D] Wolfcastle | McBain's German surname parodies Arnold Schwarzenegger—both impossible to spell, both action movie royalty.

[D] Riviera | "Hi, everybody!" The cut-rate doctor's glamorous surname contrasts sharply with his dubious Hollywood Upstairs Medical degree.

[B] Muntz | The "Ha-ha!" bully's surname honors 1950s TV pioneer Earl "Madman" Muntz, known for cheap electronics.

[B] Wiggum | Chief Wiggum's son tastes like burning and picks his nose on camera—Springfield's most quotably bizarre child.

[A] Terwilliger | Kelsey Grammer voices this cultured criminal whose aristocratic surname befits his opera-singing, Bart-stalking sophistication.

[D] Naegle | Springfield's corporate consultant appears whenever soulless marketing is needed—she's Mensa-smart but morally flexible.

[B] Szyslak | The bartender's unpronounceable Polish surname keeps his immigration status intentionally mysterious and his backstory murky.