Hop aboard a freeze-frame tour of South Park. You’ll see hoodie strings, hostile eyebrows, and one very stoned towel named Towelie. The trick is spotting the tiny tells: a bobble on a hat, a color swap, a sneer that screams “Cartman” louder than words.
Part One sticks to the classic kids and their families. Part Two adds teachers, mascots, and full-time troublemakers. Part Three dives into superheroes, creatures, and cult favorites that only die-hard fans can name.
When your brain yells, “I know that silhouette!”—trust it, then double-check the accessory. Is Mr. Hat tagging along? Is the hood so tight it has to be Kenny? Laugh, theorize, and try not to get grounded.
[C] Visitors | The grey aliens whose anal-probing misadventures are a recurring gag.
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2. Saddam Hussein
[B] Saddam Hussein | Saddam is portrayed as Satan's manipulative ex-boyfriend who wants to take over Canada.
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3. Mitch Conner
[D] Mitch Conner | Cartman's hand-puppet conman alter-ego who frames crimes on others.
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4. Karen Mccormick
[A] Karen Mccormick | Kenny's little sister who looks up to Mysterion, unaware he's her own brother.
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5. Pip Pirrup
[C] Pip Pirrup | A British exchange student whose chipper demeanor makes him a target for cruelty.
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6. Kanye West
[D] Kanye West | Portrayed as someone who doesn't understand jokes about fish sticks, leading to huge blow-ups.
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7. Father Maxi
[B] Father Maxi | The town priest who engages in morally questionable behavior while preaching piety.
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8. Nathan
[B] Nathan | A steroid-abusing, lisping special needs camper who plots against Timmy and Jimmy.
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9. Underpants Gnomes
[C] Underpants Gnomes | Tiny creatures who steal underpants as Phase 1 of their incomprehensible business plan.
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10. Stephen and Lynda Stotch
[D] Stephen and Lynda Stotch | Butters' repressed parents who ground him for the smallest infractions.
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11. Death
[A] Death | An anthropomorphic specter who appears when the boys watch Terrance and Phillip as death's own fan.
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12. Sheila Broflovski
[C] Sheila Broflovski | Kyle's overbearing mother who leads campaigns against profanity and violence.
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13. Shelly Marsh
[B] Shelly Marsh | Stan's teenage sister known for wearing a headgear and physically abusing her brother.
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14. Dr. Mephesto
[C] Dr. Mephesto | The mad scientist who creates multi-assed animals and clones for profit.
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15. Scuzzlebutt
[D] Scuzzlebutt | A mythical creature with a celery hand and Patrick Duffy for a leg, conjured to scare campers.
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16. God
[A] God | In South Park, depicted as a frog-like being who appears rarely to give cryptic advice.
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17. Principal Victoria
[B] Principal Victoria | The former school principal whose Midwestern politeness masks an eye for discipline.
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18. Mel Gibson
[A] Mel Gibson | Portrayed as an unhinged fanatic chasing the boys for refunding The Passion of the Christ DVD.
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19. Al Gore
[D] Al Gore | Satirically hunting the fictional 'ManBearPig' to warn of climate change, to little belief at first.
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20. MintBerryCrunch
[C] MintBerryCrunch | The superhero alter-ego of Bradley Biggle who combines mint and berry powers to save the universe.
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21. Mosquito
[D] Mosquito | Part of the Coon and Friends, this superhero is actually Clyde wearing a proboscis and whining a lot.
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22. Mimsy
[C] Mimsy | Nathan's dim-witted henchman whose misinterpretations sabotage their own plans.
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23. Timmy (Superhero)
[B] Timmy (Superhero) | Timmy's Coon and Friends persona sporting a cape and determination despite his disabilities.
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24. Damien
[A] Damien | The son of Satan who transfers to South Park Elementary and tries to fight Jesus.
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25. Human Kite
[A] Human Kite | Kyle's superhero persona who wields a kite and harnesses the power of being a kite; his cousin is also the Human Kite of Coon and Friends from Jersey.
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26. Toolshed
[D] Toolshed | Stan's superhero identity who uses power tools and rational thinking to fight villains.
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27. Mayor McDaniels
[B] Mayor McDaniels | The mayor of South Park, often concerned with the town's public image amid bizarre crises.
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28. Kyle Schwartz
[A] Kyle Schwartz | Kyle's awkward New Yorker cousin with thick glasses and a whiny voice.
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29. DogPoo Petuski
[B] DogPoo Petuski | A scruffy student often seen as background filler, whose name says it all.
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30. Ms. Crabtree
[D] Ms. Crabtree | The surly, shouty school bus driver who once wrestled a bear and dated a bird man.