Four songs walk into the room—yeah, that room—only three share a spine on the same back cover. Your job: play bouncer!
Scan the tracklist vibes—fiddle twang, neon pop confetti, moody graphite synths, campfire hush—and punt the gate-crasher before it nicks the snacks. You don’t gotta memorize matrix codes; just trust your playlist muscle memory. If a title screams “deluxe edition from somewhere else,” it probably is.
Get a streak going and you can brag like you nailed a bridge on the first try. Slip up? Shrug, stretch, boop the replay. We all fat-finger.
Keep it chill, keep it honest, keep the wrong song out.
[A] Me! | This cotton candy collaboration with Brendon Urie belongs to Lover's pastel universe, not Taylor's teenage diary debut.
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Taylor Swift?
[C] But Daddy I Love Him | Written during Taylor's Tortured Poets era, exploring rebellious love through theatrical storytelling and mature perspectives.
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Fearless?
[B] I Almost Do | A Red heartbreaker featuring that signature autumn production where Taylor almost calls but writes songs instead.
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Fearless?
[D] The Alchemy | Football metaphors meet Tortured Poets sophistication in this Travis Kelce-era anthem about winning at love.
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Speak Now?
[B] New Year's Day | Reputation closes with this piano ballad about glitter on floors and holding onto quiet moments.
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Speak Now?
[A] Lavender Haze | Opens Midnights with dreamy production and vintage slang while ignoring relationship rumors like it's 1950.
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Red?
[C] The Manuscript | This Tortured Poets Department bonus track reads like a final chapter closing multiple storylines.
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Red?
[C] Exile | Bon Iver meets Taylor in folklore's cabin for this duet about two perspectives of the same goodbye.
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1989?
[A] The Prophecy | Tortured Poets Department's extended anthology explores fate through literary references and mythological imagery.
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1989?
[D] Don't Blame Me | Reputation's gospel-influenced track where love becomes religion and stadiums become churches.
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Reputation?
[B] Never Grow Up | Speak Now's lullaby to innocence that parents play at graduations while secretly crying.
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Reputation?
[D] Out of the Woods | 1989's anxiety anthem repeats its title 30 times, turning panic into pop perfection.
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Lover?
[C] The Tortured Poets Department | The 2024 album's title track explores artist identity through metaphorical department meetings.
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Lover?
[A] Marjorie | Evermore's tribute to Taylor's grandmother features actual opera recordings from Marjorie Finlay's performances.
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Lover?
[C] The Best Day | Fearless celebrates Andrea Swift with home videos and childhood memories set to country melodies.
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Folklore?
[B] Red | The title track from 2012 compares love to driving a Maserati down a dead-end street.
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Folklore?
[D] The Lucky One | Red's prophetic track about fame's dark side predicted Taylor's future reclusiveness years early.
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Evermore?
[B] So High School | Tortured Poets Department celebrates young love through American football metaphors and teenage nostalgia.
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Evermore?
[A] Tell Me Why | Fearless questions a confusing relationship over pop-country production that defined 2008's sound.
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Midnights?
[C] The Bolter | Tortured Poets Department's anthology addition tells stories of women who run before getting hurt.
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Midnights?
[A] The Albatross | Another Tortured Poets Department bonus exploring maritime curses and romantic baggage through poetry.
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The Tortured Poets Department?
[D] A Place in This World | Taylor's teenage uncertainty from her debut album questions belonging over acoustic guitars.
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The Tortured Poets Department?
[B] Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus | The anthology's longest title explores hypothetical romances through name-dropping creativity.
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The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology?
[D] Better than Revenge | Speak Now's pop-punk moment about stolen boyfriends that Taylor later revised for maturity.
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The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology?
[C] Willow | Evermore's lead single weaves witchy metaphors about following love wherever it bends.