Genesis to Revelation speed run - no divine intervention allowed.
By Richie.Zh01
30 Questions
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About This Quiz
Sunday school haunting you again? Wonderful.
We’re talking burning bushes that wouldn’t stop talking, a guy who cruised to 969 (retirement plans were a whole different millennium), and a wedding VIP who turned H₂O into wine because running dry was unthinkable.
Next up: a shepherd sniping a giant with one rock, fishermen ditching their 9-to-5 for a carpenter, and prophets with zero chill.
Some answers you knew before you could tie your shoes. Others? Methuselah’s not the only old and bewildering thing in here.
From Noah’s floating zoo to John’s epic finale, these questions spin both the Greatest Hits and the deep cuts nobody brings up at Easter dinner.
[A] Song of Solomon and Proverbs and some Psalms | Solomon authored romance, wisdom, and worship songs—the biblical triple threat. From love poetry to life advice, he covered all bases.
2/30
How many kings of Judah were there?
[B] 20 | Twenty rulers ranging from righteous to wicked, proving that hereditary monarchy is a theological lottery. Royal succession with wildly inconsistent results.
3/30
What was the name of Abraham’s nephew?
[A] Lot | Abraham's nephew who tagged along for the journey to the promised land and later had a very dramatic escape from Sodom. Family trips were more intense back then.
4/30
Who was the last king Daniel served under in the Bible?
[C] King Nebuchadnezzar | Daniel outlasted multiple regimes, proving that dream interpretation is recession-proof employment. The ultimate government consultant.
5/30
Who returned to Israel to build up the walls of Jerusalem?
[B] Nehemiah | The cupbearer turned construction manager who rebuilt Jerusalem's walls in 52 days. Ancient project management with armed guards.
6/30
What was Matthew before he followed Jesus?
[D] A tax collector | From IRS agent to apostle—the career change nobody saw coming. He went from taking money to giving testimony.
7/30
How many days was Lazarus dead before Jesus came to visit?
[D] Four days | Dead long enough for decay to start, making resurrection extra impressive. Jesus waited for maximum dramatic impact.
8/30
What garden did Jesus go to when he prayed after the Last Supper?
[B] Garden of Gethsemane | Where Jesus sweated blood while disciples caught some Z's. History's most important prayer meeting had terrible attendance.
9/30
What did Pilate do to "cleanse himself" of the crucifixion of Christ?
[A] Washed his hands | The Roman governor invented performative innocence with public hand-washing. Soap and water can't clean guilty verdicts.
10/30
What was the giant's name that David killed?
[C] Goliath | The nine-foot trash-talker who lost to a teenager with rocks. Never bring a sword to a slingshot fight.
11/30
Who went with Paul on his early mission trips?
[D] Barnabas | Paul's original road trip buddy before they split over personnel disputes. Even apostles had HR conflicts.
12/30
What type of insect did John the Baptist eat in the desert?
[B] Locusts | Crunchy protein paired with wild honey—the original paleo diet. John made survivalist cuisine before it was trendy.
13/30
What was Abram's name changed to?
[A] Abraham | God added "ha" to his name, making him "father of many nations." The most significant two letters in history.
14/30
Paul was shipwrecked on what island?
[C] Malta | Where Paul survived snakebites and healed everyone, turning disaster into missionary opportunity. Best shipwreck recovery ever.
15/30
Where was Saul traveling when he encountered a great and blinding light?
[C] Damascus | The road where persecutor became apostle via divine traffic stop. History's most dramatic commute interruption.
16/30
What tribe is Paul from?
[B] Benjamin | The smallest tribe produced the apostle to the Gentiles. Benjamin: small tribe, big impact.
17/30
What is the 1st commandment?
[A] You shall have no other gods before me | God starts with exclusivity clause—divine relationship status: "it's complicated" not acceptable.
18/30
How did Judas signal Jesus's identity to the Romans?
[D] He kissed him | History's worst kiss, turning affection into identification. Judas made greeting cards awkward forever.
19/30
Who took Jesus's body off the cross?
[A] Joseph of Arimathea | The secret disciple who went public at the worst possible time. Coming out of the theological closet with style.
20/30
What is the 8th commandment?
[B] You shall not steal | God's property rights protection plan, covering everything from oxen to office supplies.
21/30
On what day of Creation did God create man?
[D] The Sixth Day | Humans arrived fashionably late to creation's party, after animals but before the weekend. We're Friday's project.
22/30
Who was Samuel's mother?
[C] Hannah | The woman who prayed so fervently the priest thought she was drunk. When prayer looks like public intoxication.
23/30
What does Israel mean?
[A] Prevails with God | Jacob wrestled an angel and got a new name plus permanent limp. Victory with lasting consequences.
24/30
Who wrote the first five books of the Old Testament?
[C] Moses | Moses authored the Torah while wandering the desert—multitasking at its finest. Writing the law while breaking rocks.
25/30
What was the first plague the Lord sent on Egypt?
[B] The water turned into blood | The Nile became undrinkable, starting Egypt's worst week ever. River-to-blood transformation beats any magic trick.
26/30
What does "Eve" mean?
[D] Mother of all living | Named for her role before having kids—the ultimate presumptive title. Talk about pressure.
27/30
What was the first thing that God created?
[B] Light | "Let there be light" was the first recorded command, setting the standard for dramatic entrances.
28/30
What was the first bird that Noah let out of the ark?
[C] A raven | The reconnaissance bird that never returned, probably finding better real estate. Even birds knew the ark was crowded.
29/30
What does the word "gospel" mean?
[D] Good news | The original breaking news that actually broke history in half. BC/AD: the ultimate headline.
30/30
Who was the blind person Jesus healed?
[A] Bartimaeus | The blind beggar who wouldn't shut up until Jesus helped him. Persistence beats politeness when miracles are involved.