Genesis to Revelation speed run - no divine intervention allowed.
By Richie.Zh01
40 Questions
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About This Quiz
Sunday school haunting you again? Wonderful.
We’re talking burning bushes that wouldn’t stop talking, a guy who cruised to 969 (retirement plans were a whole different millennium), and a wedding VIP who turned H₂O into wine because running dry was unthinkable.
Next up: a shepherd sniping a giant with one rock, fishermen ditching their 9-to-5 for a carpenter, and prophets with zero chill.
Some answers you knew before you could tie your shoes. Others? Methuselah’s not the only old and bewildering thing in here.
From Noah’s floating zoo to John’s epic finale, these questions spin both the Greatest Hits and the deep cuts nobody brings up at Easter dinner.
Before becoming an apostle, Simon Peter had what profession?
[C] He was a fisherman | Peter traded nets for discipleship, upgrading from catching fish to catching souls. Career counselors hate this one trick.
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During the Last Supper, what two things represented Jesus' flesh and blood?
[D] Bread and wine | The original communion elements that launched a thousand theological debates about transubstantiation. Simple meal, complex implications.
3/40
Who recognized Jesus as the Messiah when he was presented to the Temple as a baby?
[B] Simeon | The elderly man who'd been promised he wouldn't die before seeing the Messiah. Talk about motivation to stay healthy.
4/40
How many people boarded Noah's Ark?
[A] Eight | Noah, his wife, three sons, and their wives—the world's most important boat crew. No stowaways allowed.
5/40
How many days and nights did Jesus fast for?
[D] 40 days & 40 nights | Over a month without food while Satan offered bread—the ultimate diet temptation resistance training.
6/40
Who wore clothing made of camel hair?
[A] John the Baptist | Fashion choices that screamed "prophet in the wilderness." Camel hair: when you need durability over comfort.
7/40
At what river did John the Baptist do most of his baptizing?
[B] The Jordan River | The river that became Christianity's most famous baptismal font. Location, location, location—even for spiritual renewal.
8/40
What is the longest chapter of the Bible?
[C] Psalm 119 | With 176 verses about loving God's law, it's the marathon of biblical poetry. Ancient readers had serious attention spans.
9/40
Who is the first murderer in the Bible?
[B] Cain | Killed his brother over agricultural jealousy, setting the bar extremely low for sibling rivalry. History's worst case of FOMO.
10/40
What was Jesus' crown made of?
[C] Thorns | The Romans' sarcastic take on royal headwear. Mockery that became Christianity's most powerful symbol.
11/40
Who took Judas Iscariot's place as an apostle?
[A] Matthias | Selected by casting lots—basically holy gambling to fill the worst job opening ever. "Previous employee self-terminated" on the posting.
12/40
How many plagues did God send on Egypt?
[D] 10 | Ten increasingly severe divine interventions that make modern negotiations look tame. Pharaoh's stubbornness cost Egypt everything.
13/40
On which day did Jesus rise from the dead?
[B] The third day | Three days dead, then resurrection—the ultimate comeback story. Death had a really bad weekend.
14/40
Who cut off the ear of the high priest's servant?
[D] Peter | Peter's sword skills were questionable, his aim worse. Jesus had to perform emergency ear reattachment surgery.
15/40
At what age did Jesus start his ministry?
[A] 30 | Three decades of preparation for three years of ministry. The ultimate proof that rushing your calling isn't necessary.
16/40
How many years did Sarah live?
[C] 127 | Living over a century, including having a baby at 90. Sarah redefined "advanced maternal age" permanently.
17/40
What was Moses' sister's name?
[A] Miriam | The sister who saved baby Moses and later led worship with tambourines. Biblical evidence that musical talent runs in families.
18/40
What are the four Gospels in the New Testament?
[C] Matthew, Mark, Luke, & John | Four perspectives on Jesus's life—like getting witness testimony from different angles. Ancient multimedia storytelling.
19/40
Who is the oldest man in the Bible?
[D] Methuselah | Lived 969 years, making him history's ultimate senior citizen. His birthday cakes required industrial ovens.
20/40
How long did the Israelites wander through the wilderness?
[B] 40 years | Four decades of desert camping because they wouldn't trust God's GPS. The longest detour in human history.
21/40
What was the name of the forbidden tree Adam and Eve ate from?
[D] The Tree of the knowledge of good and evil | One bite brought moral awareness and dress codes simultaneously. History's most expensive fruit.
22/40
Which prophet foretold Jesus' birth in the Old Testament?
[C] Micah | Predicted Bethlehem as the birthplace centuries in advance. Ancient spoiler alert that actually came true.
23/40
Who was the only female judge mentioned in the Bible?
[B] Deborah | Judge, prophet, and military strategist who led Israel to victory. Multitasking before spreadsheets existed.
24/40
Who was the first hunter mentioned in the Bible?
[A] Nimrod | Described as a mighty hunter before the Lord, though his name somehow became an insult. Marketing failure of biblical proportions.
25/40
Which woman washed Jesus' feet?
[B] Mary Magdalene | Used tears and hair for foot washing, setting the bar impossibly high for hospitality. Most intimate pedicure ever.
26/40
What language is the New Testament originally written in?
[C] Greek | The international language of the era, like English today but with more complicated grammar. Global reach required Greek speech.
27/40
How old was Noah when the flood began?
[D] 600 years old | Six centuries old and still building boats—retirement wasn't invented yet. Senior citizen saves world.
28/40
What is the name of the river baby Moses floated down?
[A] The Nile River | Egypt's highway became Hebrew history's most important waterway. One basket ride changed everything.
29/40
What were the crimes of the two men crucified with Jesus?
[B] They were thieves | Common criminals flanking the King of Kings—the ultimate odd crucifixion lineup. One thief got paradise, the other got nothing.
30/40
What were Lazarus' sisters' names?
[D] Mary & Martha | The sisters who showed two different hospitality styles—one served, one listened. Biblical proof that personality types existed forever.
31/40
What did Jesus turn into wine?
[C] Water | The wedding at Cana where Jesus saved the party with premium vintage from H2O. Divine bartending at its finest.
32/40
What did Judas receive for betraying Jesus?
[A] 30 pieces of silver | The price of a slave became the cost of cosmic betrayal. Worst exchange rate in history.
33/40
Who did God tell to build an ark?
[C] Noah | The righteous man tasked with impossible shipbuilding and zoological logistics. "Build a boat" turned into "save all life."
34/40
Which New Testament book has Jesus' sermon on the Mount?
[D] Matthew | Contains the Beatitudes and Lord's Prayer—Christianity's greatest hits in one hillside session. Mountain messaging before PowerPoint.
35/40
How many days was Jonah in the belly of the big fish?
[B] Three days & three nights | The prophet who tried to ghost God ended up in fish jail. Worst Uber ride ever.
36/40
Who was Jacob's wife?
[A] Rachel | Though he married Leah first by trickery, Rachel was his true love. Ancient romance complicated by terrible in-laws.
37/40
Which apostle is famous for doubting Jesus's resurrection until he saw Jesus with his own eyes?
[C] Thomas | Known as "Doubting Thomas," he insisted on seeing and touching Jesus's wounds before believing in the resurrection. His skepticism mirrors many people's need for evidence.
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Who is the man that wanted to kill baby Jesus?
[A] King Herod | The paranoid king who ordered history's worst census follow-up. Baby-hunting king missed his target completely.
39/40
What does "Epistle" mean?
[C] Letter | Fancy word for letters that makes Paul's correspondence sound more important. Ancient email with better theology.
40/40
Of what wood was Noah's Ark made?
[D] Gopher wood | Mystery wood that nobody can identify today—possibly because it's all floating somewhere. God's shipbuilding specs remain classified.