[B] Cruella de Vil | Fur-obsessed fashionista who turns a car chase into runway chaos. Her name literally means cruel devil, and dalmatian spots are the only print she won't respect.
2/14
Aladdin?
[D] Jafar | Royal vizier with a hypno-snake staff and unlimited patience for evil plans. Street rats beware: he files every grudge under 'strategic revenge' next to genie rules.
3/14
Beauty and the Beast?
[A] Gaston | Antlers in every room, ego in every mirror. He sings like a patriot for biceps, then leads a torch-lit mob because rejection bruises harder than bar fights.
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Bambi?
[C] Man | An unseen hunter who never gets a face, only consequences. Forest animals remember the fire, not the shooter. AFI later listed 'Man' among chilling screen antagonists.
5/14
Cinderella?
[B] Lady Tremaine, the evil stepmother | Cold protocol, colder tea. She weaponizes chores, curfews, and staircases. Fun note: the same voice actress also played Maleficent, which explains that icy precision.
6/14
The Emperor's New Groove?
[C] Yzma or Kronk | One orders a llama potion; the other brings spinach puffs. Wrong lever jokes aside, palace coups run on mislabeled vials and surprisingly rhythmic theme music.
7/14
The Jungle Book?
[D] Shere Khan the Tiger or Kaa the Python | Tiger fears fire, python trusts hypnosis. Jungle politics are simple: avoid red flowers, and never say 'trust in me' when you obviously mean 'nap time forever.'
8/14
The Lion King?
[A] Scar | Uncle of the year meets geology club: long live the king—down there. He weaponizes sarcasm, hyenas, and a scorched-earth leadership style that breaks the food chain.
9/14
The Little Mermaid?
[C] Ursula | A sea-witch entrepreneur drafting ironclad contracts. Inspired by Divine’s glamour, she turns shell jewelry into leverage and voice lessons into collateral. Fine print sinks faster than ships.
10/14
Peter Pan?
[B] Captain Hook | A clock-eating crocodile schedules his anxiety. Hook prefers theatrical swordplay, cowardly retreats, and impeccable hats. Pirates fear time when it ticks louder than mutiny.
11/14
Sleeping Beauty?
[D] Maleficent | Her RSVP policy is legendary: no invite, eternal nap. Staff, raven, green fire, then a dragon upgrade. Royal christenings need better security than cupcakes and harps.
12/14
Tarzan?
[A] Clayton or Sabor | Either a poacher with a rifle or a leopard with receipts. Jungle lessons: vines bite back, and hubris falls faster than a cut rope in the rain.
13/14
The Princess and the Frog?
[B] Dr. Facilier | New Orleans hustler with friends on the other side. Tarot, shadows, and catchy promises. Balance sheets get ugly when spirits demand balloon payments at midnight.
14/14
Frozen?
[D] Prince Hans | He sells a duet, then invoices a kingdom. Charm is his export, treason his business plan. Never marry a man who manages you like a merger.