[A] Hades | Fast-talking underworld CEO. Blue flame hair that flares with mood, contract law sharper than any sword. Even Hercules needs a loophole when PR goes volcanic.
2/14
Robin Hood?
[C] The Sheriff of Nottingham | Taxation without representation and with extra cuffs. He raids charity boxes, harasses friars, and misreads room temperature in every village. Robin’s arrows file the appeals.
3/14
Toy Story?
[B] Sid Phillips | Toy-modder with a rocket fetish. He unknowingly invents body horror for action figures, learns one paranormal lesson, and never kicks a toy again. Therapy by jump scare.
4/14
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
[D] Queen Grimhilde | A mirror tells harsh truths; she orders harsher outcomes. Disguises, apples, and alchemy. The stepmother archetype went platinum the day the cauldron started boiling.
5/14
Tangled?
[A] Mother Gothel | Anti-aging regimen: kidnapped princess, tower lease, mandatory lullabies. Haircare is security clearance. Gaslighting so polished she practically invoices for emotional rent every sunrise.
6/14
Fantasia?
[C] Chernabog | A mountain wakes up mean. With wings like cathedral doors, he throws a demon block party until dawn bells cancel it. Animation flex turned nightmare fuel.
7/14
Lady and the Tramp?
[A] Am and Si | Siamese double act with a taste for chaos. They blame the dog, sing in harmonies, and treat living rooms like obstacle courses with porcelain checkpoints.
8/14
Mulan?
[D] Shan Yu | Strategist who reads weather like a battle map. Falcon scouts, avalanche problems, and a capital visit scheduled for fireworks. The Great Wall becomes his RSVP line.
9/14
A Bug's Life?
[C] Hopper | A grasshopper who understands supply chains and intimidation. Keep the ants scared, the harvest moving, and the speeches loud. Until a little bird ruins quarterly plans.
10/14
Alice in Wonderland?
[B] Queen of Hearts | Trial by temper. She plays croquet with flamingos, shouts policy as volume settings, and treats 'Off with their heads!' like a customer-service script gone wrong.
11/14
The Great Mouse Detective?
[D] Ratigan | Professor by title, crime by thesis. He serenades his own villainy, threatens henchmen with feline audits, and plots a royal swap using clockwork and ego.
12/14
The Incredibles?
[A] Syndrome | Former fan, current startup founder in supervillain tech. He proves capes are a bad idea, monetizes chaos, and forgets customer safety in the product roadmap.
13/14
The Nightmare Before Christmas?
[C] Oogie Boogie | A burlap sack full of dice and bugs. He runs a casino of doom, cheats at games, and still loses to a skeleton with rhythm.
14/14
Bolt?
[B] The Agent | Hollywood handler who markets a dog harder than truth. He speaks fluent spin, misses real loyalty, and treats friendship like a scheduling conflict with ratings.