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Match the Amazon Review to the Movie

Can you identify these films from their most baffling customer complaints?

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One-star review: “88 mph for time travel? That’s not how physics works, bro.” Another gem: “Birdman? Zero birds. Total scam.” Yep, these are 100% real — and they’re wild.

Amazon's review section is a goldmine of confusion. We found 20 reviews where customers completely misunderstood what they were watching, got mad about the wrong things, or expected something totally different from what the title suggested.

Read the rant, guess the flick they tore apart. Sometimes the connection is clear. Other times you'll wonder what these people were even thinking.

All 20 reviews are copy-pasted directly from Amazon. Nothing edited, nothing made up.

How many can you match correctly? Dive into the chaos.

1/20

"Time travel at 88 mph? Physics says no."

[C] Back to the Future II | Physics class ruins your nostalgia—reviewer missed the hoverboard fun.

2/20

"Thought it was about birds—got Broadway."

[A] Birdman | Title promised ornithology, delivered Broadway anxiety—nature lovers baffled.

3/20

"Where are the actual swans?"

[D] Black Swan | Expected waterfowl, got psychological tutu torment—viewer disappointed.

4/20

"Too many nostril shots."

[C] The Blair Witch Project | Shaky cam = extreme nostril close-ups—horror for the wrong reason.

5/20

"Boy grows mustache, 3 hours saved."

[A] Boyhood | 12 years filming reduced to facial hair—art appreciation level visible.

6/20

"No Black Widow on the cover."

[A] Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Missing heroine upset buyer more than any government conspiracy.

7/20

"Wanted Italian cooking doc—got cartoon food rain."

[B] Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs | Seattle cooking doc dreams crushed by animated sky-pasta.

8/20

"Prefer dogs NOT possessed by evil."

[A] Cujo | Family-dog expectations shattered by rabid terror—nephew still loved it.

9/20

"Batman jumps = my vertigo nightmare."

[A] The Dark Knight | Acrophobia turned Gotham rooftop leaps into personal panic attacks.

10/20

"Save the whale? Just eat it."

[C] Free Willy | Practical dining solution proposed instead of beloved orca rescue.

11/20

"Snowman keeps falling apart."

[B] Frozen | Olaf's melting anxiety bothered viewer more than the ice magic.

12/20

"Satan bird, not fairy."

[C] Maleficent | Demonic wings overpowered fairy-tale magic—viewer saw Satan with wings.

13/20

"MARY IS STILL POPPIN'"

[C] Mary Poppins | Decades later, still practically perfect—five-star nostalgia.

14/20

"Orangutan on horse = physics nightmare."

[D] Rise of the Planet of the Apes | Weight ratios distracted scientific mind from ape revolution.

15/20

"Winter ski season = hotel open, duh."

[C] The Shining | Business logic puzzled viewer more than ghosts or murderous madness.

16/20

"Big boat can't sink—fake news."

[B] Titanic | Real iceberg tragedy dismissed as impossible fiction—history says "oops."

17/20

"Don't like Tom Hanks."

[D] Toy Story 3 | Personal dislike crushed universal acclaim—Woody weeps.

18/20

"Finger-snapping = musical confirmed, I'm out."

[D] West Side Story | Opening finger-snap street gangs confirmed worst musical fear within minutes.

19/20

"Where are the actual wolves?"

[B] The Wolf of Wall Street | Literal wolf expectations dashed by stockbroker metaphors and excess.

20/20

"Interesting, but never solved."

[B] Zodiac | Unsolved true-crime case left viewer wanting closure after hours invested—killer says "sorry."

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