Misheard Mayhem: Real Lyric or Fake? (2)

[B] Fake | Correct lyric: "She's a good girl, loves her mama, loves Jesus and America, too." Tom Petty’s "Free Fallin’" (1989). Co-written with Jeff Lynne; US peak No. 7.

[B] Fake | Madonna sang "touched for the very first time" in 1984. Mathematical virginity doesn't exist in pop music mythology.

[B] Midnight. You come and pick me up, no headlights. | Taylor Swift's 2014 dangerous driving confession. Parasites rarely feature in romantic rendezvous scenarios compared to vehicular stealth mode.

[A] 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky. | Hendrix reached heavenward in 1967, not toward random males. Purple Haze created history's most famous mondegreen.

[A] Real | U2's 1991 divine feminine exploration from Achtung Baby. Industrial beats meet spiritual awakening in Berlin's Hansa Studios.

[B] Fake | Maroon 5 sang "She said goodbye too many times before" in 2004. Television icons rarely appear in heartbreak narratives.

[B] She's the one, the only one, who's built like an Amazon. | Aerosmith's 1987 gender-bending rocker references warrior women. Prehistoric elephants lack the appropriate rock appeal.

[A] Smoke on the water, fire in the sky | Deep Purple immortalized Montreux Casino's 1972 burning. Walter never existed; Frank Zappa's equipment actually burned.

[B] Fake | Queen sang "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me" in 1975. Mathematics rarely consorts with demons in rock operas.

[A] There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. | Toto blessed African rains in 1982. Martian colonization wasn't their meteorological concern.

[A] We built this city on rock and roll. | Starship's 1985 urban planning disaster. Musical foundations beat infrastructure criticism every time.

[B] Fake | Starship proclaimed "rock and roll" foundations in 1985. Construction materials never matched their metropolitan vision statement.

[A] Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night. | Manfred Mann covered Springsteen's 1976 automotive poetry. Hygiene products weren't involved in nocturnal activities.

[B] Fake | Billy Joel declared "You may be right, I may be crazy" in 1980. Culinary collaboration wasn't Glass Houses' opening statement.

[B] Fake | Eagles sang "You've been out riding fences" in Desperado, 1973. Cowboys repair boundaries; they don't insult people professionally.